PCMCIA - People Cant Memorize<br /> Computer Industry Acronyms.<br /> <br /> ISDN - It Still Does Nothing.<br /> <br /> SCSI - System Cant See It.

DOS - Defective Operating
System.

BASIC - Bill`s Attempt to Seize
Industry Control.

IBM - I Blame Microsoft.

DEC - Do Expect Cuts.

CD-ROM - Consumer Device,
Rendered Obsolete in Months.

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW - World Wide Wait.

MACINTOSH - Most Applications
Crash; If Not, The Operating
System Hangs.

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous
Numbers Thru Incorrect
Understanding of Mathematics.

COBOL - Completely Obsolete
Business Oriented Language.

AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant
Game Addiction.

LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly
Parenthesis.

MIPS - Meaningless Indication
of Processor Speed.

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless
Data On Whole System.

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent
Customers Realize Our
Software Only Fools Teenagers.

RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code