A guy named Bejo are on holiday in Spain and watching Matador fighting a bull.
After the game was over he was hungry, he went to
the nearest restaurant.
Confused view menus, Bejo asked the waiter:
"What a special menu of this restaurant?"

Waiter: "La pome, Sinor!"

Bejo: "What's that?"

Waiter: "La pome is a type of steak meat brown oval-shaped, soft and guaranteed to be delicious".

Bejo: "OK, pregunté a uno (I ordered one!)" Bejo said in Spanish that are less.
After the dish was presented he devoured with relish. Because he felt the food was very good, then the next day he returned to the same restaurant after watching the game Matador.
Bejo confidently said: "La pome uno!"
But when the dishes presented, the Bejo amazed because it's different than who presented yesterday, today a small, black, bitter, tough again.
And Bejo also protested: "Why was yesterday's meat bigger, tender & tasty?"

Waiter: "Yesterday it was Bull who lost THE THING within the game, Sinor. ....... But today the death is the Matador not a bull, so be advised if a small bit of his La pome".

You want to try La pome uno ........ ??