My grandfather is a hick, he leave at village, he had just
harvested, and then he went to
town. He really wanted to buy
mobile phones. So he went to
the counter for mobile phones at town.

Grandfather: Ma'am, I want to buy a
cell phone.

Sales: This, sir.

Grandfather: Ah, why not Flash?

Sales:
Oh, there is no card number, sir.
You must buy the simcard first.

Grandfather: Fine, I bought the card.
Give me beautiful numbers.
(Hillbilly really understand
numbers beautiful?) After that
the Grandfather returned to his village,
but he wonder why could not
using that phone, then the
next day he came back to the
store.

Grandfather: Why
this phone can not be used in
my home?

Sales: Oh, it's
because in the village of you has
been no signal.

Grandfather: Huh, why you
really did not say yesterday. Ok
I've bought all the signal, selling
its own really so.