At a symposium a Professor of Gynecology surprisedthe audience with the question: "I've found my patients who have a vagina like a melon." Colleagues immediately raised his hand and objected: "That in certain cases we can find vagina with different shapes and sizes, surely we can both accept. But I think it is impossible to say when you've found the vagina with the form and amount to melon fruit. " "Why, who's talking about the shape and size?" Professor replied earlier. "I'm talking about the taste!"